Pepe Griffin
"I'm so rich, my chauffeur has a chauffer."
[INTRO]
PETER: "What the deuce? Where am I?"[Cut to: EXT. Meme Realm - Day.
A group of meme characters approaches PETER, including, Nyan Cat, Doge and Pepe Frog.]PEPE FROG: "Welcome, Peter. You have been chosen to become the ultimate meme token, a symbol of our unity and strength on Solana."PETER: "Wait, you're telling me I'm gonna be a meme? I thought that's what happens every time I do something stupid!"PEPE FROG: "Indeed, but this time, it's official.
PETER: "This is freakin' sweet! Does that mean I get to wear a cape or something?"PEPE FROG: "Not exactly, but you will have great power and influence in the world of memes."PETER: "Awesome! I can't wait to tell my friends about this. Hey, do you guys have Wi-Fi here? I need to update my status!"[PETER is handed a glowing token, transforming him into PEPE GRIFFIN.]PEPE GRIFFIN: "Hey, look at me! I'm a meme within a meme! It's like meme-ception!"[FINAL SHOT: MONTAGE of PEPE GRIFFIN traveling through different meme worlds]
[FADE OUT]
Tokenomics
No Taxes: Keeping it tax-free, because even frogs need a break from taxes.Liquidity Burned: Never to return.Fair Distribution: Spread out fairly, like butter on toast, ensuring everyone gets a slice of the pie.Crowdfunded Launch: Cause I'm a gajillionaire, and I liked doin' it so much, I cut that grass for free.Contract Renounced: The contract is off the leash!
HOW TO BUY
Get Solana: It's like a digital froggy bank for your coins.Swap Your SOL: For PEPE GRIFFIN. It's like trading baseball cards, but with more ribbits.Hodl and Ribbit: Once you've bought PEPE GRIFFIN, it's time to hodl them like a frog holds onto a lily pad.Tell Your Friends: About your PEPE GRIFFIN. It's like bragging about finding a five-dollar bill on the ground, but cooler.** REMEMBER, investing in meme coins can be risky, so only invest what you can afford to lose. Enjoy the ride to the moon!
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